Please, don't. I'd rather my asshole not be fucked. I'm not into that kind of thing, unlike you. You seem to lose your cool all too often. Here, I was going to leave you alone, and I fully intend to never do this to you again, whether you block me or not. You graduate in a few days, congratulations. You'll be out in the real world, and you won't be able to lose your cool on people like you are now. I can also guarantee you that you do talk shit behind a keyboard, and that there is no way in hell that you would back any of this shit up if you knew who I was. The point of this was for you to grow a damn backbone. For fucks sake kid, I don't even hate you, or even dislike you. We could probably even be friends. I did this because I was bored, but you got a little carried away, and I suppose I did too. I'm deleting this account after a week, or I just won't remember the password. Either one. I can assure you, I won't fuck with you again. I'm tired, I won't lie, and I'm also not keeping up on what I'm typing before each line. All in all, stop losing your cool, stop talking shit behind a keyboard when you know you won't back it up, and just grow a damn backbone. God, you're a respectable lad, and you're too big of a target. Shape up, fight back, and don't take anyone's shit. Find out who your real friends are, and who you can trust. Peace out son.

--Final farewell-- Barack "Da Rock" Obama

P.S. Remember, I don't hate you. I just got bored and decided to fuck with you, and we both went a little far. Although, you have to admit, it was fun